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July 19, 2021News

Don’t Worry, Beautiful People Will Still Be Having Sex in Olympic Village

One of the great things about the Oylmpics happening every 4 years is that it allows beautiful specimens of human beings from around the globe to come together, compete and, […]
July 18, 2021News

Huge Ass Goldfish Found in Minnesota

Do you remember that story growing up about the person who flushed their baby alligator down the toilet in New York and that’s why there are alligators living in the […]
July 18, 2021News

Finland No Longer Paints Reindeer Antlers

If, you’re like us, you have friends and family sending you all sorts of articles, trying to one-up you at the game of providing quality content to the website. Well, […]
July 2, 2021News

Man Arrested For Hiding Crystal Meth in His Manhood

You don’t need us to tell you this story took place in Florida. An Orlando man named Shaft Bang Adams was arrested by police after they discovered crystal meth in […]
June 9, 2021News

Texas Man Sues Stripper

A Houston, Texas man is suing a stripper to get back his money and his Harry Potter DVDs. Robert Wallace said he dated stripper Nomi, and loaned her $30,000 and […]
May 30, 2021News

Bears Crash Pool Party

A pool party being held by teens in Tennessee was broken up early last weekend when 7 black bears decided to join in the party. No word if they brought […]
May 29, 2021News

CDC Says Don’t Kiss Your Chickens

Nevermind counting them, the CDC is saying that you shouldn’t kiss your chickens during an outbreak of salmonella. “Don’t kiss or snuggle backyard poultry, and don’t eat or drink around […]
May 17, 2021News

Farmer Accidentally Makes Belgium Bigger

You know how it is, you go to mow the lawn and the next thing you know, you’ve redrawn international borders. A farmer in Belgium did just that when he […]
May 13, 2021News

Target Stops Selling Pokemon Cards, Thanks Middle-Aged Men

Target has announced they will no longer sell Pokemon cards after a brawl broke out at a store in Wisconsin. How bad was the fight that broke out? Guns were […]
May 11, 2021News

Need a Covid Vaccine? Head to Dracula’s Place

If you haven’t received your Covid vaccine yet, first off, what’s stopping you? Secondly, if you have to get it somewhere, why not do it someplace that is well known […]