Florida Pastor Accused of Masturbating at Starbucks... Again

Florida Pastor Accused of Masturbating at Starbucks… Again

You know the saying, ‘masturbate at a Starbucks in Florida once, shame on you, masturbate at a Starbucks in Florida twice… well, still shame on you.’ A Florida man, and a local pastor at that, has been arrested for masturbating at a Starbucks. In the detail that makes this story worth repeating; the same man was arrested at the same Starbucks a few months ago.

Enginio Dali Muniz-Colon was arrested this past Monday on indecent exposure of sexual organs. When the police arrived, they recognized ol’ Enginio from another bust a few months past. He was booked and released on $1,000 bail. No word on any additional charges and what will happen. We’re hoping he doesn’t get off with a slap on the wrist this time… he might like that.