Woman Rescued After Falling Into Outhouse

If you’re trying your damnedest this Monday morning to find the good side of things, well, you can take some small comfort in the fact that you had a better week than one woman in Oregon.

The unnamed woman fell headfirst into an outhouse. Last week she was at the top of Mount Walker, located in the Olympic National Forest, when she had to use the restroom. So, into the outhouse she goes. She takes out her phone and, long story short, the phone falls the last place you’d want it to fall in an outhouse.

So, using several dog leashes tied together, the woman tried to tie herself off as she reached for the phone. That didn’t go well and the next thing she knew, the woman found herself in the outhouse. Literally. Head first.

On the plus side, she was now reunited with her phone, so she was able to call 911 for help. When rescuers arrived, she was quickly freed. They tried to urge her to seek medical treatment because of what she had just been in, but, in a move that should surprise no one, she just wanted to get the hell out of there.

Doesn’t Tuesday look a little better now?