Man Arrested for Masturbating FOUR TIMES on a Southwest Flight

We’re not sure if we should be disgusted or shake this guy’s hand. Actually, scratch that… at best we’ll nod at him from across the room.

A man was arrested last week after he was caught masturbating four times on a Southwest Airlines flight from Seattle to Phoenix.

The whole incident started shortly after takeoff when the man whipped it out and started going to town on himself. The woman sitting next to him felt uncomfortable (lord knows why) and started taking pictures with her phone to document the incident. After the man, identified in court documents as Antonio Sherrodd McGarity, tuckered himself out, he fell asleep. That’s when his fellow passenger called a flight attendant and asked to change seats.

After landing in Phoenix, the woman showed the pictures to police who promptly arrested McGarity. He admitted that he was masturbating but thought that the woman taking pictures was ‘kind of kinky.’ First off. No. Secondly, eeww.

McGarity has been banned from flying Southwest ever again and faces up to 2 years in prison. The case against him will likely be helped by the photos, so, maybe it’s not so kinky after all.

On the plus side, this is another chance for us to repeat Delta’s old catchphrase: we love to fly and it shows.


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