Florida Man Arrested For Masturbating in Starbucks
In what has to be a phrase no minimum-wage worker wants to say, “Sir, you can’t masturbate here; this is a Starbucks.”
A Florida man who described himself as a “homeless male model” was arrested at a Starbucks in Miami Beach last week for masturbating in public. A fellow patron recorded the act on her phone, which took place in front of the American flag and lasted for 10 minutes. The man took off when police arrived. No word if he finished.
He was, of course, arrested, but only after having to be subdued by police with blow darts and then leading them on a chase after pulling out the darts. Once he was finally apprehended, he was charged with lewd and lascivious conduct, disorderly conduct and resisting an officer. He was arraigned and held on $700 bail.
- Why? Episode 250- Dr Megavolt
- Why? Episode 249- British Naturism
- Why? Episode 248- Atlanta Braves Organist Matthew Kaminski
- Why? Episode 247- The Klingon Language Institute
- Why? Episode 246- Michigan Medium Angels Connie & Laura
- Why? Episode 245- Taxidermist Jeff Holmin
- Why? Episode 244- Fertility Technology
- Why? Episode 243- The National Mustard Museum
- Why? Episode 242- Muzzins
- Why? Episode 241- Musician Tammy Glover on her musical "Wendy, My Darling"
- Why? Episode 240- Clone-a-Willy
- Why? Episode 239- The World Toe Wrestling Federation
- Why? Episode 238- Private Investigator Orlando Wilson
- Why? Episode 237 The Museum of Classic Sci-fi
- Why? Episode 236- Human Fountains
- Why? Episode 235- Without A Cue's Golden Girls Murder Mystery
- Why? Episode 234- The exciting sport of Jai-Alai
- Why? Episode 233- New Acquisitions for the Rubber Chicken Museum
- Why? Episode 232- Songwriter Holly Knight
- Why? Episode 231 Keeping it Hot with Ashleigh Renard