Drunk, Naked and Fighting is No Way to Go Through Disney World

It may be the happiest place on earth, but for two sisters, it’s also the place to get into a knock-down, drag-out, naked fight.

The evening started out fine; dinner at a steakhouse at Disney Springs and then hitting an Irish pub for drinks. It went downhill after that. When they discovered that their cell phone had died, a security guard offered to call them an Uber. When the car arrived, the driver refused to take them because they were too drunk. While they waited for a second car to (maybe) take them home, the two sisters, aged 29 and 31, began fighting. Apparently one called the other a bad mom and the other responded by threatening to hit his sister.

We’ll let the New York Post take it from there: “Police from the Orlando County Sheriff’s Office arrived around 12:40 a.m. to find the younger sister screaming and crying near Cirque du Soleil, steps from the Watermelon and Mango parking lots. She was stripped down to only her underwear and sandals, court papers said.“

The two were separated, but then made another run at each other when one slipped in the other’s vomit, and somehow breasts were exposed, and not in a ‘foxy boxing’ kind of way. The two were charged with misdemeanor domestic violence, battery, and disorderly intoxication. The state’s attorney’s office declined to press charges and each sister said the same.

So, what’s the moral here? We’re not really sure. We think it has something to do with Disney Springs? (Maybe?) Perhaps it’s a good reminder that sometimes the happiest place on earth is anywhere you siblings are not.