Finally- Proof That Valentine’s Day is Complete Crap

Valentine’s Day isn’t a great holiday. And we get it, this isn’t a novel opinion, and if you do celebrate it, you’re in the pocket of big greeting card conglomerates or something. And if you currently don’t have a special someone in your life, it can suck with everything seemingly designed to remind you how great it is to have someone to be with this time of year.

No matter how you view it, Valentine’s Day can be a rough one; even more so if you’ve recently split up with someone. Thankfully, the Lexington, Kentucky Animal Shelter is here to help you extract revenge on your ex.

For a donation of $10, the shelter will inscribe your ex’s name inside a litter box that will then be… shall we say ‘christened,’ by the shelter’s cats.

“Our adoptable kitties have your back and will dump all over your ex,” said the shelter in their Facebook post announcing the fund-raiser and, freeing us from feeling like we were required to make any poo-related jokes in this article. “Cats can be spiteful creatures, and trust us, they are more than happy to take a #2 on your former #1.”

If you want to show your former love how you really feel, you have until February 12th, but, don’t worry, the boxes will be in use up until the 15th.


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