Arrests Made at French Orgy After Breaking Curfew

If you were thinking, ‘what is the most French way to flout laws designed to keep people safe during the pandemic,’ we may have an answer for you.

In a warehouse just outside of Paris, police broke up an 81-person orgy a week ago Friday. The orgy happened in the town of Collegien, which is about 20 miles outside of the city.

Police were called to the warehouse at 9pm because of noise complaints. On top of breaking the 6pm curfew, a police inspector said, “there were also problems with masks and social distancing.” You don’t say?

All 81 people were fined for breaking the curfew and the police ended up only questioning the event’s organizers. There were no other arrests.

And if you were wondering, like we were, the number 81 is divisible by 1, 3, 9 and 27.