SPACE WINE!!!

When the SpaceX capsule returns to earth on Wednesday it’ll bringing the party home with it.

As part of the flight, the astronauts conducted an experiment that included bringing up 12 bottles of wine as well as several grape vines. “Mission Wise,” is part of research into seeing how we will be able to grow and cultivate various crops in zero gravity.

Once back on terra firma, experts will taste the wine and use a lot of fancy words and phrases to say, ‘yeah, it tastes like wine.’ They’ll also study the wines, which will likely yield results that won’t sound as pretentious when read by us common earthlings.

Researchers say vines are the perfect crop to study the future of agriculture. Meanwhile, somewhere, G Love is crumpling up his lyrics of “Cold Beverages” and frantically re-writing…