James Bond… For Kids!
If there’s one thing children like, it’s cool, suave, slick super spies. Thankfully the Book-on-tape company Kids Stuff were on top of it in the 1980s. They ended up releasing 5 of these things.
Look, who can’t love the Bond films, but… when you remove all of the sex and try to dial down the violence… what’s left? Well, now you can find out for yourself.
These are surreal. If you know the plots of the film, it’s fascinating to see the Nazi experiments removed from A View to a Kill, the multiple sex partners of The Spy Who Loved Me and Bond’s joining of Al-Queda in The Living Daylights. Are they still Bond? Who are we to say.
Put on your headphones, turn up the hi-fi and don’t forget to turn the page when you hear the chimes…
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- Why? Episode 392- The Tuneless Choir
- Why? Episode 391- Golden Child Skin Care
- Why? Episod 390- Slippery Stairs
- Why? Episode 389- Naked Fund-Raising Calendar
- Why? Episode 388- Craig Shemin on Jim Henson's "Sam & Friends"
- Why? Episode 387- Art Model and Author DH Jonathan
- Why? Episode 386- Transforming Your Life with Cassie Sobelton
- Why? Episode 385- The Best of 2025
- Why? Episode 384- Happy Christmas
- Why? Episode 383- Cherie DeVille, "The Internet's Step-mom"
- Why? Episode 382- The Titanic on VHS Museum
- Why? Episode 381- Divorce Coach Meagan Norris
- Why? Episode 380- Mothership Connected
- Why? Episode 379- Competitive Scrabble
- Why? Episode 378- David Leaf on Brian Wilson
- Why? Episode 377- Alternative for the Masses
- Why? Episode 376- The Victorian Obsession With Death Pt 2