Danish TV Launches Kids Show About Well-Endowed Man

Believe it or not, some folks in Denmark are upset about a new kids TV show featuring a main character named John Dillerman.

What makes John so special? Well, it’s just that his enormously long penis keeps getting him in trouble. From painting murals, hoisting a flag and cooking on a barbecue, John’s astounding appendage keeps itself busy.

Apart from the fact that we wish we were in the pitch meeting for this one, apparently folks are surprised that there’s some outrage over the character. (The show also launched only two months after Denmark had its own #MeToo reckoning.)

However, not everyone is opposed to the show. A clinical psychologist said of Mr. Dillerman, “The show depicts a man who is impulsive and not always in control, who makes mistakes – like kids do, but crucially, Dillerman always makes it right. He takes responsibility for his actions. When a woman in the show tells him that he should keep his penis in his pants, for instance, he listens. Which is nice.”

Incredibly nice.

Don’t bother setting your DVR just yet- the show can only be watched in Denmark. Bummer.