Thoughts/Prayers to Johnny Rotten’s Genitals
The past may be gone, but it is not forgotten for one punk rock legend. Johnny Rotten is on the mend after having fleas bite his penis over the weekend. Yes, you read that correctly.
Apparently Mr Rotten, has been keeping squirrels in his home (as you do) and the squirrels brought along some fleas as well. So, when Johnny went to bed, his groin-al region was attacked by the tiny creatures.
Rotten has written a book about his love for squirrels, which, hopefully won’t include this particular chapter.
“The bites, wow, last night was murder because of it. The itching too. It’s such a poxy thing to get caught out on,” he said, adding, “the only way around it, because I’m not going to blame the poor little squirrels, is to Vaseline my legs.” So, if you drew Johnny’s name in the Secret Santa game, we have an idea for you.
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