WalMart: Shirt sales are Up, pants sales are… um… down

In this long running nightmare, WalMart says they’re seeing an increase in sales of some items.

One of their best sellers are tops- shirts, t-shirts and other items. On the other side, pants sales are stagnant. In a world where tele-commuting and Zoom meetings are on the rise, people are trying to look good for their boss.

But, because you look great on-camera, what’s going on outside of the frame is not as important. So while shirt sales are up, pants sales are staying the same. Who’s to say you have to wear pants?

Yup, people are going to meetings pantless. Do what you will with this information.

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