Enjoy Your Self Quarantine- Coronavirus Porn is Here
If you’re the type of person who finds a pandemic a turn on, (and, if you are, please send us a screenshot of your Ok Cupid profile) Porn Hub is here to help. The first Coronavirus porn clips are now hitting the internet.
Depending on what you’re into, perhaps you’d enjoy the first person video, “Bodycam Footage (CDC Agent) Investigates Deserted Wuhan.” If forced exposure and assault are your thing, perhaps we could interest you in “TSA AGENT DETAINS WOMAN SUSPECTED OF CORONAVIRUS.”
Why are we telling you this? We aren’t sure. Either way, double check where you’re getting your news from, and make sure to stay safe.
And this is the first and the last time we’ll be writing about the virus on the site.
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