Breweries Hire Murder Cats to Help Business

Let’s say you have a successful micro brewery that you’re running, and things are going along swimmingly. People are enjoying your delicious beverages and you are selling a lot of them.

But then- there’s trouble in paradise- mice are eating into your profits. Literally. Rodents tend to like breweries, because of the large bags of grain laying all over the place. So what’s a owner to do? Hire an animal bred with it’s hatred of mice the heat of a thousand burning suns.

Brewery owners are turning to Murder Kittens. (Our name, not theirs.) They’ve been bringing in cats to help keep the rodent population under control and to be adorable. And the cats are great at both jobs.

There’s no news you can use here, no knowing is half the battle, no lessons to grow on. But, if you ever feel like all your animals do is mooch off you and sleep, rest assured that when called upon, most cats will step up and happily commit homicide in your steed.

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