Keith Richards Quits Smoking

In what can only foretell the freezing of hell, Keith Richards, that paradigm of clean living has announced that he has quit smoking. Why? Maybe because he wants to be healthy? Who knows.

Richards made the announcement that, honestly, makes no sense at all, in a radio interview to promote the Rolling Stones’ summer tour.

Apparently, Richards had to rely on a “motorized ashtray” during the last tour, as to not bother Mick Jagger’s lungs. Write us if you know exactly a motorized ashtray does.

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