Enjoy the Aroma: Everyone’s Making Stuff That Smells Like Their Genitals
In what can only be yet another sign of the oncoming apocalypse, a second celebrity has announced the release of a product that smells like their most intimate of areas.
Erykah Badu’s new incense, which will be called “Badu’s Pussy,” in case there was any question what you were ordering, will smell like… well… you get the idea. Badu claims that she burned several pairs of her underwear and the ashes have been incorporated into the scent for, we guess, authenticity?
In case you had been able to block it out, we’d like to remind you that Gwyneth Paltrow was the first to the genital game with the release of her candle, called, and we wish we were making this up, “This Candle Smells Like My Vagina.” Copywriters everywhere wept.
Diamond Dave, your move…
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