Want to Enjoy Pornography Today? Then vote!
As if all the reasons people have given over the past few months, weeks and days weren’t enough, Porn Hub has yet another reason to vote: so you can enjoy pornography.
As part of their, “Give a Fk, Get a Fk campaign,” the website today will open for use by patrons who have already voted. Visitors to the site today will be greeted with an overlay reminding you to vote, and allowing you to sample the goods only after you click the “I have voted” button. Sure, you could lie, but how would that make you feel? What would George Washington say?
God bless America today and for all of her days yet to come.