Episode 52- Cheeks By Mail with Papa Cheeks

What do you send to your ex for Christmas? Gummy ass cheeks, of course. Fortunately, we know just the place to order said derrieres- Cheeks by Mail.

This burgeoning mail order business is in its second year and the butts are selling like wildfire. Started by a college student after he made some for his brother as a gag gift, Alex, or Papa Cheeks as he is better known, knew he was onto something great. He started an Instagram, did a little light social promotion, launched a website and went almost immediately from being a struggling student to having zero debt and a gummy ass empire.

To date, he gets thousands of orders for the asses that don’t taste like actual ass. His customers range from those who just genuinely love butts to those wishing to send a message of up yours to their enemies. One of his biggest selling points, beyond the juicy, sweet and jiggly asses, is the fact that customers can send them anonymously. This makes for a whole world of opportunity.

We sat down with the ass-man himself and got the scoop on some of the more notable requests and well-known addresses. We’re pretty sure you can guess one that he gets a steady stream of orders for. It’s all in good fun and spirits but still the desired message should ring loud and clear.

As far as where he goes next with the empire, he’s already pursuing bigger butts. He’s currently testing out a 10-pound gummy butt option made specifically for that special someone who either likes big butts and cannot lie or the biggest ass you know, it’s really customer’s choice. He’s also dabbling with some other body parts such as the gummy ‘gina.’

All of the orders are created using the utmost care in cleanliness and food safety to ensure the highest quality asses around. So, whether you like your recipient or despise them, you won’t be poisoning them for sure.

For the long-term Papa Cheeks doesn’t know how long the gummy ass craze will last. He plans to ride the wave as long as it does while still pursuing his degree and concocting whatever his next entrepreneurial inspiration holds.

As you’re gearing up for the joys of the holidays, we recommend placing your butt orders soon. You know you have a whole slew of people you’re dying to send these too. May as well get started right away. The holiday deluge will have Cheeks by Mail slammed with orders. Last year he had so many he had to turn some away. Never fear though, this year won’t be a problem. H He’s called in reinforcements to help stuff and send this year and is far savvier at understanding the demand for his craft.

Have a listen to this week’s episode and hear for yourself how a little idea can turn into a big win. We guarantee you’ll start trusting your own crazy ideas after hearing Papa Cheeks’ story. To place an order visit: https://cheeksbymail.com