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May 9, 2022News

Thief Steals Lawnmower, Mows Victim’s Lawn

It’s always to get something stolen from you. But what if the thief does you a kindness on the way out of your garage? In Port Arthur, Texas, a man […]
May 4, 2022News

NASA Sends Nudes

Let’s say you’ve just encountered some new life form, maybe even located in another galaxy. How do you get their attention? How about you send them some nudes? In an […]
April 25, 2022News

Woman Rescued After Falling Into Outhouse

If you’re trying your damnedest this Monday morning to find the good side of things, well, you can take some small comfort in the fact that you had a better […]
April 19, 2022News

Author of “How to Murder Your Husband” Charged with… Want to Guess?

In one of those ‘this is so crazy, it has to be true, but if it’s true, why does it seem so crazy, and maybe no one knows the true […]
April 11, 2022News

Man Arrested for Masturbating FOUR TIMES on a Southwest Flight

We’re not sure if we should be disgusted or shake this guy’s hand. Actually, scratch that… at best we’ll nod at him from across the room. A man was arrested […]
April 4, 2022News

UK Man Texts with Ghosts

A couple visit a reportedly haunted site, after which, the boyfriend starts getting strange texts… it has to be a ghost, right? In what seems like an incredibly complicated way […]
March 28, 2022News

Haven’t Had COVID Yet? You’re Probably a Loser

With the COVID-19 pandemic not really quite in the rear view mirror yet, a doctor in Korea has an interesting take on the whole thing. When writing on the cesspool […]
March 22, 2022News

Dog Given to Shelter Because It’s… Gay?

We’ve all been there- that moment when something that seemed like a good idea and then you realize it most definitely was not. We would put vacation tours to look […]
March 16, 2022News

Florida Man Arrested For Masturbating in Starbucks

In what has to be a phrase no minimum-wage worker wants to say, “Sir, you can’t masturbate here; this is a Starbucks.” A Florida man who described himself as a […]
March 13, 2022News

The Art of Breanna Cooke

If you listened to our interview with Breanna Cooke, you likely were wondering what some of Breanna’s work looked like. Well, wonder no more. (Of course, you can find a […]