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  February 19, 2021News

  Alaskan Woman Attacked By Bear While in Outhouse

  As if using an outhouse wasn’t difficult enough, now you need to check for bears. A woman staying in a yurt in Hanes, Alaska, got an unexpected surprise when she […]

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  February 16, 2021News

  Happy Anniversary, Larry the Downing Street Cat

  No word if he got a gold watch, but Larry the Downing Street cat is celebrating his 10th anniversary on the job. Who is Larry the Downing Street cat? Good […]

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  February 8, 2021News

  Finally- Proof That Valentine’s Day is Complete Crap

  Valentine’s Day isn’t a great holiday. And we get it, this isn’t a novel opinion, and if you do celebrate it, you’re in the pocket of big greeting card conglomerates […]

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  February 8, 2021News

  Relax to the Sound of the Trees

  2020 was a bit of a kick-in-the-crotch kinda year and, let’s be honest, 2021 ain’t shaping up to be that great a cocktail party. Someone has definitely been rifling through […]

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  February 5, 2021News

  Arrests Made at French Orgy After Breaking Curfew

  If you were thinking, ‘what is the most French way to flout laws designed to keep people safe during the pandemic,’ we may have an answer for you. In a […]

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  February 2, 2021News

  Six Charged in “Hollyboob” Caper

  People are so uptight these days, it’s like you can’t even change a landmark to include the word “boob” without the police getting called in. Six people in Los Angeles […]

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  February 1, 2021News

  Spend the Night with Frank! ‘Rocky Horror’ Castle Now a Hotel

  Let’s say your car broke down while you were out driving in a downpour- where would you stay? Thankfully, there’s a light over at the Frankenstein Place. Oakley Court, the […]

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  January 25, 2021News

  Fruitcake Makers Turn To Fruitcake Tossers

  We love synergy. And, while we are pretty sure this connection didn’t happen because they met up in line to use the bathroom at the Why? Holiday Party, we can’t […]

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  January 25, 2021News

  SPACE WINE!!!

  When the SpaceX capsule returns to earth on Wednesday it’ll bringing the party home with it. As part of the flight, the astronauts conducted an experiment that included bringing up […]

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  January 20, 2021News

  Trump Baby Balloon to Live on in Museum

  One of the few highlights of President Trump’s UK visit was seeing the giant inflatable Trump baby balloon inflated by protestors. In case, for reasons we can’t begin to understand, […]