Man Arrested For Hiding Crystal Meth in His Manhood

You don’t need us to tell you this story took place in Florida.

An Orlando man named Shaft Bang Adams was arrested by police after they discovered crystal meth in penis skin. As is normally the case around here, it’s worth repeating that all those words are in the correct order.

Adams, though for the sake of this article we’re going to call him Shaft because we can most definitely dig it, was busted last month and during his strip search, police discovered the crystal meth rocks. Shaft was originally arrested for driving without a license. Which means Shaft (Damn straight) usually keeps his meth there?

Shaft (we’re just talking ’bout Shaft) was charged with cocaine possession, false imprisonment, possession of a firearm by a convicted felon and, in what has to be our favorite charge, bringing drugs into a penal facility.


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