What Are You Spending Your Stimulus Check On?
Last April, news bastion, The New York Post, published a fascinating study. Through a completely informal on-line survey, the paper found a lot of people were spending their stimulus checks on stripper poles, guns, dildos and tigers.
Who needs groceries when you have a dinosaur costume to wear around the neighborhood. (Friendly reminder, dinosaur costumes are not a proven protection from the various Covid strains.)
We can’t wait to see what is popular on Amazon during this round of stimulus checks. Fill up your shopping cart and make sure to hit ‘order’ before your neighbor buys that last portable stripper pole.