Armed Baboons are Now Out to Get Us Too

The news in from the UK has 2020 getting a whole lot more… 2020ier. Baboons at a local safari park have been spotted holding knives and chainsaws.

Up until now, the animals at the Knowsley Safari Park in Mersey has been known for ripping the antennas off of cars & removing windshield wipers. When did the animals arm themselves and why are they repeatedly calling on the Warriors to, ‘come out and play?’

Officials at the zoo say the chainsaws and other weapons were likely given to the baboons by a guest who ‘thought it would be funny.’ The officials have also confirmed the story in part to convince people who think a tale of a well-armed militia of apes is the stuff of movies.

Nope, it’s real. And those damned dirty apes are coming for all of us.


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